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Did you ever have one of those nights when you didn't want to go out, but your hair looked too good to stay home?
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . . and I also know that I'm not blonde.
It's good to know that there's a fine line between an "outfit" and a "getup."
Her figure is harder to ignore than a ringing telephone.
What a man enjoys about a woman's clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them.
A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.
His toupee makes him look twenty years sillier.
The most delightful advantage of being bald one can hear the snowflakes.
He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when."
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
They say tall people live a lot longer than short people. No they don't. They're just so irritating it seems they are around a lot longer.
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
My sister says she never seems to get it together . . . either her rear looks good or her face does.
He has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
I look just like the girl next door ... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.
It's not wrinkles. I just have too much skin for the size of my face.
Today at the beach I could feel the men dressing me with their eyes.
I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.


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