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Looks Quotes and Quotations

Did you ever have one of those nights when you didn't want to go out, but your hair looked too good to stay home?

- Jack Simmons

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

- Gilda Radner

The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

- Will Rogers

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . . and I also know that I'm not blonde.

- Dolly Parton

It's good to know that there's a fine line between an "outfit" and a "getup."

- Linda Merkin

Her figure is harder to ignore than a ringing telephone.

- Anonymous

What a man enjoys about a woman's clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them.

- Brendan Francis

A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.

- Anonymous

His toupee makes him look twenty years sillier.

- Bill Dana

The most delightful advantage of being bald one can hear the snowflakes.

- R. G. Daniels

He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when."

- P. G. Wodehouse

I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.

- Red Skelton

They say tall people live a lot longer than short people. No they don't. They're just so irritating it seems they are around a lot longer.

- Margaret Smith

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

- Jean Kerr

My sister says she never seems to get it together . . . either her rear looks good or her face does.

- Sally Bucko

He has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

- Joan Rivers

I look just like the girl next door ... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

- Dolly Parton

It's not wrinkles. I just have too much skin for the size of my face.

- Barbara Colson

Today at the beach I could feel the men dressing me with their eyes.

- Jere Carlson

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

- Tim Conway