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Tim Conway
(1933 - Present)
American comedian.
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This gathering is what I call "intimate," which really means "Where is everybody?"
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I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.
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The groom is so much better for her than her last boyfriend. He's sophisticated, he brings her flowers and candy, he dines by candlelight. Her last boyfriend thought it was enough to spray her name on a fence.
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He spends so much time in the sand trap you'd think he was in the cast of Baywatcb.
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