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 Get black on white.  We accept every person in the world as that for which he gives himself out; only he must give himself out for something. We can put up with the unpleasant more easily than we can endure the insignificant. - Goethe With friends like you - who needs enemas. Do you know the difference between a kayak and a college student? A kayak tips. Don't give advice unless you're asked. Ay, every inch a king. Temperance is the control of all the functions of our bodies. The man who refuses liquor, goes in for apple pie and develops a paunch, is no ethical leader for me. In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Necessity has no law. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Many people pray as if God were a big aspirin pill; they come only when they hurt. Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin as self-neglecting. Friendship is honey, but don't eat it all. In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning. Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. Brutes leave ingratitude to man. It is the very pursuit of happiness that thwarts happiness. To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. A decent boldness ever meets with friends. - Homer 
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