Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
Obstinacy and heat in sticking to one's opinions is the surest proof of stupidity. Is there anything so cocksure, so immovable, so disdainful, so contemplative, so solemn and serious as an ass?
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow.
The same people who can deny others everything are famous for refusing themselves nothing.
You must always be open to your luck. You cannot force it, but you can recognize it.
The absurd man is he who never changes.
The fixed determination to have acquired the warrior soul, to either conquer or perish with honor, is the secret of victory.
I will a round unvarnish'd tale deliver.
Anxiety never yet successfully bridged any chasm.
Love is the irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly.
Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
Here's a rule I recommend. Never practice two vices at once.
Men trip not on mountains, they stumble on stones.
Immature love says "I love you because I need you." Mature love says "I need you because I love you."
We must like what we have when we don't have what we like.
My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.
God sends meat, and the Devil sends cooks.
The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid.
We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.