What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
You say to me-ward's your affection's strong; Pray love me little, so you love me long.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
It requires a great deal of faith for a man to be cured by his own placebos.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing.
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex; you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
What you have become is the price you paid to get what you used to want.
Hope is a pleasant acquaintance, but an unsafe friend.
We are growing serious, and, let me tell you, that's a very next step to being dull.
I feel age like an icicle down my back.
No man is happy unless he believes he is.
One who's our friend is fond of us; one who's fond of us isn't necessarily our friend.
Laughter is the best medicine.
There are but two ways of rising in the world: either by one's own industry or profiting by the foolishness of others.
I steer my bark with hope in my heart, leaving fear astern.
Calumny requires no proof. The throwing out of malicious imputations against any character leaves a stain which no after-refutation can wipe out. To create an unfavourable impression, it is not necessary that certain things should be true, but that they have been said.
When one has not had a good father, one must create one.
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
He is not rich that possesses much, but he that is content with what he has.