I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect, but I still love him.
Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
What is originality? Undetected plagiarism.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
One big vice in a man is apt to keep out a great many smaller ones.
Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them.
We know nothing of tomorrow; our business is to be good and happy today.
A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.
No power is strong enough to be lasting if it labors under the weight of fear.
To be happy, drop the words "if only" and substitute instead the words "next time."
I am more afraid of my own heart than of the pope and all his cardinals. I have within me the great pope, self.
The battle for women's rights has been largely won.
We can do whatever we wish to do provided our wish is strong enough. What do you want most to do? That's what I have to keep asking myself, in the face of difficulties.
Prayer does not mean simply to pour out one's heart. It means rather to find the way to God and to speak with him, whether the heart is full or empty.
True happiness, we are told, consists in getting out of one's self. But the point is not only to get out, you must stay out. And to stay out, you must have some absorbing errand.
The world's shortest sermon: "When in doubt... don't!"
Beware of him that telleth tales.
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. (Don't overdo it.)
Nothing is more hopeless than a scheme of merriment.