It is a blind goose that cometh to the fox's sermon.
Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of water.
Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.
Thus let me live, unseen, unknown, Thus unlamented let me die; Steal from the world, and not a stone Tell where I lie.
They say love is blind . . . and marriage is an insritution. Well, I'm nor ready for an instirurion for rhe blind just yet.
Prayer is a condition of mind, an attitude of heart, which God recognizes as prayer whether it manifests itself in quiet thinking, in sighing or in audible words.
Death is the last enemy: once we've got past that I think everything will be all right.
In any assembly the simplest way to stop the transacting of business and split the ranks is to appeal to a principle.
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
Who can refute a sneer?
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Little things affect little minds.
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
What we call progress is the exchange of one Nuisance for another Nuisance.
Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil.
As poor as a church mouse.
The present is an edifice which God cannot rebuild.
Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all: and others to persecute those who do reason.
Glee! The great storm is over!