I was chosen to speak today based on my senility.
The whole is simpler than the sum of its parts.
I can't believe that out of a hundred thousand sperm, you were the quickest.
I find the more I drink the more interesting others become.
I love my country better than my family; but I love humanity better than my country.
What one man does, another fails to do; what's fit for me may not be fit for you.
Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible-and achieve it, generation after generation.
A great ship asks deep water.
We must each find our separate meaning in the persuasion of our days until we meet in the meaning of the world.
Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
Where I was born and where and how I have lived is unimportant. It is what I have done with where I have been that should be of interest.
It is only after an unknown number of unrecorded labors, after a host of noble hearts have succumbed in discouragement, convinced that their cause is lost; it is only then that cause triumphs.
We ought not to tolerate for a minute the ghastly and grievous thought that God will not answer prayer.
For the first time in the history of the world, every human being is now subjected to contact with dangerous chemicals, from the moment of conception until death.
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.
Lxnig sentences in a short composition are like large rooms in a little house.