I can't concentrate on golf or bowling. Those bowling pins aren't going to hurt me. I can concentrate in the ring because someone is trying to kill me.
I have lost friends, some by death ... others by sheer inability to cross the street.
A blind man in a dark room - looking for a black hat which isn't there.
We will then hear from the founder of the Mayo Clinic, . . . Dr. Ted Clinic.
Dying is a wild night and a new road.
My health is good; it's my age that's bad.
Greatness is a zigzag streak of lightning in the brain.
It is not the years in your life but the life in your years that counts.
One arrow does not bring down two birds.
If you go to heaven without being naturally qualified for it, you will not enjoy it there.
There is but one art, to omit.
If you want to be witty, work on your character and say what you think on every occasion.
He that rides his hobby gently must always give way to him that rides his hobby hard.
If people focused on life's really important matters, there'd be a shortage of golf clubs.
Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
Rejoice with them that do rejoice, and weep with them that weep.
"Mommy, we're not going to be poor again, are we?" "Not as long as you have that rare blood type."
Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.
Man is not weak - knowledge is more than equivalent to force. The master of mechanics laughs at strength.
If school results were the key to power, girls would be running the world.