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P. G. Wodehouse Quotes and Quotations
As a rule, from what I've observed, the American Captain of Industry doesn't do anything out of business hours. When he has put the cat out and locked up the office for the night, he just relapses into a state of coma from which he emerges only to start being a Captain of Industry again. Why don't you get a haircut; you look like a chrysanthemum. The butler entered the room, a solemn procession of one. It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them. He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when." |