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Red Skelton Quotes and Quotations
 There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. - Red Skelton | Birthdays and Age Quotes  There are three ages of man: youth, middle age, and "Gee, you look good." - Red Skelton | Birthdays and Age Quotes My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton | Health Quotes I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard. - Red Skelton | Life and Death Quotes I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born. - Red Skelton | Looks Quotes I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'. - Red Skelton | Politics Quotes There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. - Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton | Funny Quotes There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. - Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton | Funny Quotes There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. - Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton | Funny Quotes There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. - Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton | Funny Quotes There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. - Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton | Funny Quotes There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. - Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton | Funny Quotes There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. - Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton | Funny Quotes There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. - Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton | Funny Quotes 
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