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There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
- Red Skelton | Birthdays and Age Quotes
There are three ages of man: youth, middle age, and "Gee, you look good."
- Red Skelton | Birthdays and Age Quotes
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
- Red Skelton | Health Quotes
I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
- Red Skelton | Life and Death Quotes
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
- Red Skelton | Looks Quotes
I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.
- Red Skelton | Politics Quotes
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
- Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
- Red Skelton | Funny Quotes
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
- Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
- Red Skelton | Funny Quotes
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
- Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
- Red Skelton | Funny Quotes
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
- Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
- Red Skelton | Funny Quotes
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
- Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
- Red Skelton | Funny Quotes
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
- Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
- Red Skelton | Funny Quotes
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
- Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
- Red Skelton | Funny Quotes
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
- Red Skelton | Humorous Quotes
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
- Red Skelton | Funny Quotes


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