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A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.
- Will Rogers | Capitalism Quotes
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
- Will Rogers | Capitalism Quotes
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
- Will Rogers | Education Quotes
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers | Human Relations Quotes
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
- Will Rogers | Ignorance Quotes
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
- Will Rogers | Knowledge Quotes
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
- Will Rogers | Opinion Quotes
I'm not a member of any organized party, I'm a Democrat.
- Will Rogers | Politicians Quotes
More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.
- Will Rogers | Politicians Quotes
If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
- Will Rogers | Politics Quotes
The more you read about politics, the more you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
- Will Rogers | Politics Quotes
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
- Will Rogers | Politics Quotes
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through, if you are a crook or a martyr.
- Will Rogers | Taxation Quotes
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad things you did do - well, that's memoirs.
There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us, and that's selfishness.
So get a few laughs and do the best you can.
- Will Rogers | One Day Quotes
We can't all be heroes, because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
- Will Rogers | Right Quotes
I don't know what humor is.
- Will Rogers | Ignorance Quotes
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers | Getting Going Quotes
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
- Will Rogers | Success Quotes
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers | Action Quotes
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
- Will Rogers | Looks Quotes
To make money, buy some good stock, hold it until it goes up, and then sell it. If it doesn't go up, don't buy it.
- Will Rogers | Money Quotes
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
- Will Rogers | Success Quotes
Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.
- Will Rogers | Vices and Foibles Quotes
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
- Will Rogers | Education Quotes
AH I know is what I see in the papers.
- Will Rogers | Newspapers Quotes
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
- Will Rogers | Politics Quotes
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
- Will Rogers | School Quotes
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
- Will Rogers | School Quotes
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
- Will Rogers | School Quotes
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
- Will Rogers | School Quotes
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
- Will Rogers | School Quotes
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
- Will Rogers | School Quotes
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
- Will Rogers | School Quotes
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
- Will Rogers | School Quotes


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