Will Rogers Quotes and Quotations
A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
I'm not a member of any organized party, I'm a Democrat.
More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.
If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
The more you read about politics, the more you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through, if you are a crook or a martyr.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad things you did do - well, that's memoirs.
There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us, and that's selfishness.
So get a few laughs and do the best you can.
We can't all be heroes, because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
I don't know what humor is.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
To make money, buy some good stock, hold it until it goes up, and then sell it. If it doesn't go up, don't buy it.
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
AH I know is what I see in the papers.
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.