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Jacob Braude Quotes and Quotations
 speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth. - Jacob Braude | Openers and Introductions Quotes  You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along. - Jacob Braude | Birthdays and Age Quotes Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it. - Jacob Braude | Health Quotes Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. - Jacob Braude | Love and Marriage Quotes she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it. - Jacob Braude | Love and Marriage Quotes The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby. - Jacob Braude | Men and Women Quotes There's another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster. - Jacob Braude | Money Quotes Father reading report card: One thing in your favor - with these grades, you couldn't possibly be cheating. - Jacob Braude | Mothers and Fathers Quotes By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far. - Jacob Braude | Sports Quotes Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. - Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it. - Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. - Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it. - Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. - Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it. - Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. - Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it. - Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. - Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it. - Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. - Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it. - Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. - Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it. - Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. - Jacob Braude | Humorous Quotes she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off. he: I was, and I didn't know it. - Jacob Braude | Funny Quotes 
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