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Robert Orben Quotes and Quotations
 There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. - Robert Orben | Life Quotes  "Wait'll next year!" is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners. - Robert Orben | Hope Quotes I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben | Family Quotes My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. - Robert Orben | Birthdays and Age Quotes It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years. - Robert Orben | Birthdays and Age Quotes I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around. - Robert Orben | Birthdays and Age Quotes New Yorkers are so impersonal, if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all! - Robert Orben | Cities and Travel Quotes We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories. - Robert Orben | Family Quotes I don't want to say anything about my kids . . . but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name! - Robert Orben | Family Quotes Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper. - Robert Orben | Health Quotes Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper, he would have asked for separate checks! - Robert Orben | Insults Quotes Planned obsolescence isn't a new idea - God always used it with people. - Robert Orben | Life and Death Quotes I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left. - Robert Orben | Love and Marriage Quotes Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa. It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician. - Robert Orben | Politics Quotes Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben | Professions and Work Quotes It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise. - Robert Orben | Professions and Work Quotes What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians? - Robert Orben | Religion Quotes I don't see why religion and science can't get along. What's wrong with counting our blessings with a computer? - Robert Orben | Religion Quotes My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. - Robert Orben | Humorous Quotes My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. - Robert Orben | Humorous Quotes My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. - Robert Orben | Humorous Quotes My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. - Robert Orben | Humorous Quotes My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. - Robert Orben | Humorous Quotes My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. - Robert Orben | Humorous Quotes My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. - Robert Orben | Humorous Quotes My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. - Robert Orben | Humorous Quotes 
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