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Rita Rudner Quotes and Quotations
 I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and boughr jewelry. - Rita Rudner | Companionship Quotes  When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. - Rita Rudner | Companionship Quotes I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner | Peace Quotes Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to. - Rita Rudner | Births Quotes My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner | Births Quotes Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner | Family Quotes I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962. - Rita Rudner | Health Quotes Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony. - Rita Rudner | Love and Marriage Quotes Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to marry a doctor, I suggest a dermatologist. Good hours, free Retin-A. - Rita Rudner | Love and Marriage Quotes Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. - Rita Rudner | Men and Women Quotes Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. - Rita Rudner | Men and Women Quotes Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers. - Rita Rudner | Men and Women Quotes If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires. - Rita Rudner | Money Quotes Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now. - Rita Rudner | Mothers and Fathers Quotes Men in high levels of government seldom surf. - Rita Rudner | Politics Quotes Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs. - Rita Rudner | Professions and Work Quotes All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience. - Rita Rudner | Sex Quotes Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to. - Rita Rudner | Sports Quotes My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell. - Rita Rudner | Sports Quotes Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. - Rita Rudner | Humorous Quotes 
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