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Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Senescence begins And middle age ends, The day your descendants Outnumber your friends.
If called by a panther Don't anther.
- Ogden Nash | Animals Quotes
Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.
Here's a good rule of thumb Too clever, is dumb.
- Ogden Nash | Intellect Quotes
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
- Ogden Nash | Life Quotes
Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.
- Ogden Nash | Money Quotes
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin with a grin.
Poets aren't very useful, because they aren't consumeful or very produceful.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
- Ogden Nash | Progress Quotes
One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.
Parsely is gharsley.
In the world of mules there are no rules.
There are people who are very resourceful At being remorseful, And who apparently feel that the best way to make friends Is to do something terrible and then make amends.
Purity is obscurity.
- Ogden Nash | Virtue Quotes
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure.
- Ogden Nash | Other Side Quotes
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
- Ogden Nash | Friendship Quotes
Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.
- Ogden Nash | The Past Quotes
Middle age is when you have met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else and usually is.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
- Ogden Nash | Humorous Quotes
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
- Ogden Nash | Humorous Quotes
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
- Ogden Nash | Humorous Quotes
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
- Ogden Nash | Humorous Quotes
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
- Ogden Nash | Humorous Quotes
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
- Ogden Nash | Humorous Quotes
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
- Ogden Nash | Humorous Quotes
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
- Ogden Nash | Humorous Quotes


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