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Wendy Morgan Quotes and Quotations
 If any of you are related to our main guest, let me know so I can speak slowly. - Wendy Morgan | Openers and Introductions Quotes  I don't want to be patronizing . . . that means "talking down." - Wendy Morgan | Openers and Introductions Quotes I was chosen to speak today based on my senility. - Wendy Morgan | Openers and Introductions Quotes A lot of you want me to hurry through the introduction. That's because you're so much older you don't want to waste a minute of your life. - Wendy Morgan | Openers and Introductions Quotes A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery. - Wendy Morgan | Business Quotes He's always been known to be entrepenurious. - Wendy Morgan | Business Quotes Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet. - Wendy Morgan | Eat, Drink, and Be Merry Quotes I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth. - Wendy Morgan | Eat, Drink, and Be Merry Quotes My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet, and I resent it. It's simple, he just doesn't eat when I'm talking. - Wendy Morgan | Health Quotes They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case, why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world? - Wendy Morgan | Health Quotes I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty. - Wendy Morgan | Health Quotes When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ, he gave her a lecture on anorexia. - Wendy Morgan | Insults Quotes My husband yells comments like "How long till you're ready? Throw out a date." - Wendy Morgan | Love and Marriage Quotes My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks. - Wendy Morgan | Love and Marriage Quotes He says he's not broke, but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas. - Wendy Morgan | Money Quotes He is so aware of being politically correct he refers to a taco as Hispanic food. - Wendy Morgan | Politics Quotes If there's a God, why are there such things as famine and The Jerry Springer Show. - Wendy Morgan | Religion Quotes As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score, I'm the loser. - Wendy Morgan | Sports Quotes I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a dead body. Is your relief one or two club lengths? - Wendy Morgan | Sports Quotes My golf is getting better all the time. Today I parred all but sixteen holes. - Wendy Morgan | Sports Quotes I don't believe in astrology - of course, that's very typical of Leos. - Wendy Morgan | Vices and Foibles Quotes I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the food, decorations, and reservations, and I did the traffic flow. - Wendy Morgan | Thank-yous and Closures Quotes 
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