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Melvin Helitzer Quotes and Quotations

I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead . . .

- Melvin Helitzer | Openers and Introductions Quotes

I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting.

- Melvin Helitzer | Openers and Introductions Quotes

Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.

- Melvin Helitzer | Birthdays and Age Quotes

When asked to contribute ten dollars to a lawyer's funeral, I said: "Here's fifty. Bury five of them."

- Melvin Helitzer | Professions and Work Quotes

One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great deal older.

- Melvin Helitzer | Thank-yous and Closures Quotes