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Phyllis Diller Quotes and Quotations
 Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller | Anger Quotes  Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller | Other Side Quotes Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller | No pressure, no diamonds. Quotes The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. - Phyllis Diller | Birthdays and Age Quotes I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller | Birthdays and Age Quotes Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller | Family Quotes In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane. - Phyllis Diller | Family Quotes Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller | Love and Marriage Quotes The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller | Sports Quotes The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. - Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. - Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. - Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. - Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. - Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. - Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. - Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. - Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes 
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