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Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
(1917 - Present)
American Comedienne.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller | Anger Quotes
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
- Phyllis Diller | Other Side Quotes
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
- Phyllis Diller | Birthdays and Age Quotes
I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller | Birthdays and Age Quotes
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
- Phyllis Diller | Family Quotes
In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane.
- Phyllis Diller | Family Quotes
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller | Love and Marriage Quotes
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
- Phyllis Diller | Sports Quotes
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
- Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
- Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
- Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
- Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
- Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
- Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
- Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
- Phyllis Diller | Humorous Quotes


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