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Milton Berle (1908 - 2002) Broadway based comedian, film and TV star.

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Milton Berle Quotes and Quotations

I'd like to tell you some jokes now, but you'd only laugh.

- Milton Berle | Openers and Introductions Quotes

I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.

- Milton Berle | Birthdays and Age Quotes

Committee: A group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

- Milton Berle | Business Quotes

Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.

- Milton Berle | Sex Quotes