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Milton Berle (1908 - 2002)Broadway based comedian, film and TV star.
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I'd like to tell you some jokes now, but you'd only laugh. I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome. Committee: A group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
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