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Jack Benny (1894 - 1974) American actor.

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Jack Benny Quotes and Quotations

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

- Jack Benny | Adversity Quotes

I don't deserve this, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that either.

- Jack Benny | Quips and Comments Quotes

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go, they go!

- Jack Benny | Life and Death Quotes

My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

- Jack Benny | Love and Marriage Quotes

I really don't deserve this, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

- Jack Benny | Thank-yous and Closures Quotes