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George Burns Quotes and Quotations
 With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink. - George Burns | Acting and the Theatre Quotes  I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns | Aging and Old Age Quotes Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. - George Burns | Government and Rule Quotes I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate. - George Burns | Right Quotes Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns | Family Quotes I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get. - George Burns | Birthdays and Age Quotes You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. - George Burns | Birthdays and Age Quotes In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that, the rest is easy. - George Burns | Business Quotes Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family ... in another city. - George Burns | Family Quotes I look better, feel better, make love better, and I'll tell you something else ... I never lied better. - George Burns | Happiness Quotes Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. - George Burns | Professions and Work Quotes 
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