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Fred Allen Quotes and Quotations
 California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen | Environment Quotes  I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin. - Fred Allen | Ownership and Possession Quotes (A gentleman) is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. - Fred Allen | Politeness and Manners Quotes The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret. - Fred Allen | Travel and Travellers Quotes All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen | Ignorance Quotes Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars. - Fred Allen | Cities and Travel Quotes I have just returned from Boston; it is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there. - Fred Allen | Cities and Travel Quotes My father never raised his hand to any one of his children - except in self-defense. - Fred Allen | Family Quotes She used to be a schoolteacher but she has no class now. - Fred Allen | Professions and Work Quotes My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches. - Fred Allen | Professions and Work Quotes The first Sunday I sang in the church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen | Religion Quotes Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars. - Fred Allen | Humorous Quotes Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars. - Fred Allen | Humorous Quotes Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars. - Fred Allen | Humorous Quotes Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars. - Fred Allen | Humorous Quotes Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars. - Fred Allen | Humorous Quotes Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars. - Fred Allen | Humorous Quotes Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars. - Fred Allen | Humorous Quotes Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars. - Fred Allen | Humorous Quotes 
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