Bennett Cerf Quotes and Quotations
They tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered to say the prayer in his stead. He did it perfectly, too, without a single stutter. Later he explained, "I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me."
Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.