Retirement and Leisure Quotes and Quotations
The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself.
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
Leisure time is when your wife can't find you
Old age is when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.
I'm going to spend it all. . . why leave it to our errors?
Retirement: Twice as much husband, half as much pay.
Constant togetherness is fine - but only for Siamese twins.
Retirement must be wonderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long.
Our boss has been so successful he deserves to retire, so that he can spend more time . . . with his servants.
Since our boss will be retiring soon, it's been suggested that we give him a little momentum.
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.