Wilson Mizner Quotes and Quotations
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
I've had several years in Hollywood and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
God help those who do not help themselves.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something.