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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)American comedian and actor.
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Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone. I haven't spoken to my wife in years-I didn't want to interrupt her. If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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