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Elayne Boosler (1952 - Present) American comedian.

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Elayne Boosler Quotes and Quotations

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

- Elayne Boosler | God Quotes

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

- Elayne Boosler | Self-Knowledge Quotes

For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

- Elayne Boosler | Men and Women Quotes

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times men would not stop to ask directions.

- Elayne Boosler | Religion Quotes