Samuel L. Clemens Quotes and Quotations
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.