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Samuel L. Clemens (1835 - 1910)American writer and humorist, better known by the pen name Mark Twain.
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Samuel L. Clemens Quotes and Quotations
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can. Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand. |
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