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Samuel L. Clemens (1835 - 1910) American writer and humorist, better known by the pen name Mark Twain.

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Samuel L. Clemens Quotes and Quotations

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.

- Samuel L. Clemens | Anger Quotes

There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.

- Samuel L. Clemens | Business Quotes

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

- Samuel L. Clemens | Education Quotes

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

- Samuel L. Clemens | Eloquence Quotes