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S. L. Clemens (1835 - 1910) American writer and humorist, better known by the pen name Mark Twain.

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S. L. Clemens Quotes and Quotations

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

- S. L. Clemens | Adam and Eve Quotes

This poor little one-horse town.

- S. L. Clemens | City Quotes

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.

- S. L. Clemens | Congress Quotes

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?

- S. L. Clemens | Fools Quotes

Get your facts first, and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.

- S. L. Clemens | Journalism Quotes

The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty, and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury.

- S. L. Clemens | Jury Quotes

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

- S. L. Clemens | Man Quotes

Modesty died when false modesty was born.

- S. L. Clemens | Modesty Quotes

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

- S. L. Clemens | Modesty Quotes

It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horseraces.

- S. L. Clemens | Opinion Quotes

He is now fast rising from affluence to poverty.

- S. L. Clemens | Poverty Quotes

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then Success is sure.

- S. L. Clemens | Success Quotes