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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
- Johnny Carson | Death and Dying Quotes
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
- Johnny Carson | Life and Death Quotes
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
- Johnny Carson | Life and Death Quotes
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I can't believe that God plays dice with the universe.
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