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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand. |
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